Love Spreadsheets: The Unromantic Chart

Warning: This spreadsheet is not for the faint of heart.

Love Language Percentage
Words (42% - because who needs action, really?) 85%
Actions (23% - because words are cheap, but also boring) 67%
Looks (12% - because, honestly, it's all about the aesthetics) 42%
Affection (10% - because physical touch is so overrated) 31%
Sex (5% - because, let's be real, it's not that hard) 21%

Disclaimer: These statistics are entirely made up and completely serious.

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