Love Spreadsheets: The Unromantic Chart
Warning: This spreadsheet is not for the faint of heart.
| Love Language | Percentage |
|---|---|
| Words (42% - because who needs action, really?) | 85% |
| Actions (23% - because words are cheap, but also boring) | 67% |
| Looks (12% - because, honestly, it's all about the aesthetics) | 42% |
| Affection (10% - because physical touch is so overrated) | 31% |
| Sex (5% - because, let's be real, it's not that hard) | 21% |